is this suppose to be like a good thing
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.
it looks sad
is that a regular tie
that is a regular tie
tied up
as a bow tie
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i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
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if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
i made this text post a year ago
no i was the first person in the history of the whole world to think of this sorry
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the bully from elementary school travels forward in time to see how pathetic you are in the present day. unfortunately, in his absence whilst he was hurtling forwards into the future he wasn’t present in the regular timestream and in his absence you overcame your self-confidence issues and became wealthy and married his sister. upon reaching the future he is at the same time confused and horribly disillusioned. This is not the world he once knew.
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THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE
waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD
WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT
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